Thursday, July 17, 2008

make php scream!

most live environments have been muted purposely. but you are stuck with blank or half parsed pages! here is the workaround.

ini_set('display_errors', true);
ini_set('error_reporting', E_ALL);
//error_reporting(E_ALL); no need, second line do the same

make sure you remove those lines once you are done.

Monday, July 14, 2008

i don't know why i want the bad news

i don't know why i want the bad news
i visit facebook..
just to see your profile!
a change or two..
may be the status..
may be a poke..
or a teddy from someone i hate!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Sodium Laureth Sulfate aka SLA

Sodium Laureth Sulfate aka SLA is included in almost all foamy
cleansers you use. it is a detergent.

i have this habit of reading bottle labels while i'm sitting there. if
you stupid females spent few minutes reading those labels without
spending hours in bathroom cleaning your odd looking faces with all
sort of chemicals available in those nicely labeled bottles with world
beauties show there lovely faces and butts beautified with latest cmyk
technologies and photoshop effects available!! i wonder how many of
you can save your lives from cancer..

get up in the morning, wash your face with just water.. never use
soap! never wash your face on those days you stay home. cleanness
sucks! you looks funny when your teeth are shiny!